- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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