3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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