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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Ain't idn't a word.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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