- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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