- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is white and black and red all over.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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