Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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