Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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