- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Anti Joke

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