- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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