What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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women's rights.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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people magazine

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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