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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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You sick fiend

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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