- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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