- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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