- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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