- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Horse.

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