why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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