- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Women's Rights

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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