A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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FUCK YOU

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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