- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Kevin and Ramin

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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