What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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