A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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