A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

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