- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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