Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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