- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

autistic kids rock

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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