- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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