What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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