- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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