What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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