- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A fat guy!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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