- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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