Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Charlie Sheen

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

My peni s

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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