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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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