- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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