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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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