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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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