- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

one stop shop

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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