- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Jordan is pregant

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Golf.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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