- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

whats green and lives in the water

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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