Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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salad days!

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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