- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Gay rights.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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