What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

womens rights.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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