- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

knock knock go away!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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