- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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