Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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