Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Faithful men.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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