- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Knock, knock. Come in.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

stinky boner

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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