- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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