- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Death by kayak

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Women's rights

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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