What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

hi michael

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Granny porn!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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