What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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