why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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one stop shop

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Maths.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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