Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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