Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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