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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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