A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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You were born.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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