This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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