Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Homo say what?

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Anti Joke

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