- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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