In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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