- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

i like turtles

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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