suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

woman's rights

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is funnier than 24 69

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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