- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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