Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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